Call Me A Crazy Story!
A Poem.
With my new Mohawk, I should be able to moonwalk!
Call me Michael Jackson but I think that half-caste lady is so hot!
I disagree that Mexico has never won a World cup…
Call me American but I think your neighbor's arguments are so off!
Recovered from a lightning strike and now writes with her left hand?
Call me Harry Potter but I think she needs a British Visa!
Overweight boy, diabetic father, healthy plant-based Grandpa?
Call me a pizza delivery man but I’m pretty sure you have them in the wrong order!
A knife and a spoon to eat a stake and a hot sausage bun?
Call me a wild cat but I think you’ve got your cutleries wrong!
A black tuxedo, black shades, and a glass of Chardonnay?
Call me crazy but I think you should call me James Bond!
A single mother had triplets and named each one of them ‘Casper?
Call me a Ghost, but I think her husband cheated on her!
She said she loved him and then stabbed him in his back?
Call me a Doctor but I’m pretty sure he suffered a heart attack!
A mic and a helmet; fast and furious playing on the television?
Call me a good driver but I think I am going to win the Eurovision!
That man in a red suit jumped with his dog from their building top?
Call me a crazy story, but I think we’ve just found Santa Claus!
Call Me A Crazy Story is a poem from my book, Respectful Ideation.
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