Call Me A Crazy Story!

A Poem.

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With my new Mohawk, I should be able to moonwalk!

Call me Michael Jackson but I think that half-caste lady is so hot!

I disagree that Mexico has never won a World cup…

Call me American but I think your neighbor's arguments are so off!

Recovered from a lightning strike and now writes with her left hand?

Call me Harry Potter but I think she needs a British Visa!

Overweight boy, diabetic father, healthy plant-based Grandpa?

Call me a pizza delivery man but I’m pretty sure you have them in the wrong order!

A knife and a spoon to eat a stake and a hot sausage bun?

Call me a wild cat but I think you’ve got your cutleries wrong!

A black tuxedo, black shades, and a glass of Chardonnay?

Call me crazy but I think you should call me James Bond!

A single mother had triplets and named each one of them ‘Casper?

Call me a Ghost, but I think her husband cheated on her!

She said she loved him and then stabbed him in his back?

Call me a Doctor but I’m pretty sure he suffered a heart attack!

A mic and a helmet; fast and furious playing on the television?

Call me a good driver but I think I am going to win the Eurovision!

That man in a red suit jumped with his dog from their building top?

Call me a crazy story, but I think we’ve just found Santa Claus!

Call Me A Crazy Story is a poem from my book, Respectful Ideation.

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Dr. Adeboye Oluwajuyitan⚡The Befibrillator
Dr. Adeboye Oluwajuyitan⚡The Befibrillator

Written by Dr. Adeboye Oluwajuyitan⚡The Befibrillator

Poet Therapist, Designer & Health Coach. If you would like me to write a poem for you (therapeutic), email us - info@befibrillator.com. www.befibrillator.com.

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